Thump, Thump, Thump, Hyung! I’m the Dealer!

At some point, a ‘strange thing’ started showing up at my house. It would thump loudly and appear at my doorstep, shouting, ‘Hyung! I’m the dealer!’ …?! No matter how many times I tried to get rid of it, it kept coming back—like an overly clingy younger-dealer(?). What even is this?! I don’t need something like th— ‘Is it troublesome for you, Hyung… because I’m a dealer? ｡°(°´ᯅ`°)°｡’ Wait, could this actually… not be so bad after all…?”**